OMG HAI!

HAI to you folks and I give you each lolz! I intend on being more social (whatever the fuck that is)! So now it's time to start a new project: Jake Social workings. What is this fantasimal project you might say; well let I, Jacob, tell you! It involves each of you undergoing strenuous surgery making all of you into cyborgs. Then we'll (a.k.a. me) run you through a serious of tests to see if the surgery and other attachments have made you into successful machines. When you pass all of the tests please lay on the floor face down and assume the party going position and there will be cake and a party. :)